UP: Call Mayawati Govt. Corrupt and Go To Mental asylum ;)

You guys must be wondering what am I saying, have I gone mad? But the answer is no, I haven't gone mad.Its a truth which I am telling you. If you call Mayawati government corrupt then you might be sent to the Mental asylum and then you will regret your sayings later.

As the DIG, Fire services DD Mishra was forcibly put into an Mental Hospital on friday after he alleged that Chief Minister Mayawati and senior officer and ministers are involved in corruption. Poor DIG was declared to be having "Bipolar Depression" by doctors and Mishra told reporters in hospital that he regret what he said on friday. ;) ;)

Now I think you people are smart enough to understand what must have happened in one day in hospital. I am talkng about depression, so I guess 75% of us went through depression in stress...Don't you think so....?

Although an investigation has been ordered now by the state government but we all know what will be the result of such investigations. ;);) So beware guys...you might be send to Maya asylum for criticising UP government. :p :p :p

F1 - In A Desi Style

F1 fever is spreading on a faster rate than any other disease, we take a look at making it more enjoyable and understandable to common people. Why not add some "Masala" to give it a desi touch. ;)

Here are some of the options which can be tried to make it look more Indian. First, add horns to the racing cars as that is a necessary tool to warn the people who might me found crossing the track or to warn the stray dogs or cows roaming on the track. :P

Second, allow all types of shortcuts to complete the race even if that means breaking or making a new road or driving on the footpath. After all winning is all what matters and we Indians are experts in "Jugaads". ;)

Third, as everyone know you can be stopped anywhere on the road for as much time as they want if there is any politician's car and his security is passing and by the way UP govt. and Jaypee has organised it there will be lots of them. So inform the racers in advane of these unwanted delays. :P

Fourth and the last from my side would be, Wrong or false starts should also be allowed. No one in India stops at a signal if there is no traffic policeman so why should racers stop if thers is no one watching. :p

These were suggestions given by Teekhi Mirchi to make it Desi. Do tell us urs................