Zor ka Jhatkaa...aaha, dheere se!

It seems King Khan 'Budha gaye hain', otherwise he would not have thought of taking a stake in US $ 2million in a racing team. Mr. Khan 'har nayi cheez pe haath nahi daalte'. Shah Rukh Khan already owns IPL team Kolkata Knight Riders which is yet to win the IPL.

We are having a feeling that SRK is wrapping his 'boriya bistar' and going to say 'Good Bye' Bollywood. Else why on earth half of his year goes behind managing teams. Jai Mehta and Juhi Chawala has nothing much to do, so they can invest money in i1 Super Series, expecting to earn some profits later when it will get popular in India.

RA.One has already done well at the Box-office and Farhan Akhtar directed Don2 making the right kind of buzz. Now what is making SRK to devote so much time on petty-events like Cricket and F1? Stay away from crashes!

Go For Kha.one Rather Than Ra.one ;) ;)

Hehehehee........ I could not stop laughing after seeing the latest hilarious hoardings of AMUL who came up with an idea of giving a run to Ra.one for popularity. :p :p and I must say what an Idea Sir Ji.... ;) Hats off to the creator of it.

I think if G.one ever had amul butter, he wouldn't have fallen on his back. So Mr. G.one, have some utterly butterly delicious butter and you will be ready to fight with Ra.one(critics):p :p and they will slip on your Buttering. ;) ;)

It seems amul have given deep thought to its publicity as they have focused on both Ra.one and F1. :p :p I guess even Adrian (force India's driver) needs some amul flavour to save India's pride and not to come on the 13th place next time in F1. :p :p :p

What's Up Guys!!

After looking at this picture of Deepika Padukone and Siddharth Malaya, I get to remember this Fardeen Khan starrer movie song. "Do Ajnabee chale jaa rahe hain, kahaan jaa rahe hain. Woh ek doosre se, dekho roothe roothe nazar aa rahe hain, haaye re, haaye re...."

This picture was clicked during the F1 race on 30th October in Greater Noida at Airtel India Grand Prix, final day. Deepika as usual looked sexy but quite and silent while Malaya, looks undone, messy and shabby. Too much of meterosexuality!

What Happened Mr. Bean?

Rowan Atkinson, fondly called Mr. Bean for his character in the movies and television series was at the helm of the commentary team for SKY Sports2. A superb grimace came when Phelip Massa and Lewis Hamilton collided, it just put Mr. Bean saying, "BC" kya kar diya?!!

You wonder just watch his expression above, it seems he will never be able to get out of his character. ;-)
Mr. Bean, we didn't want  that during races, humein to collision hi looks good in races, else the race was nothing great. Indian roads can display a lot of accidents, on which people can have a good laugh!! :P

F1: Horn Ok Please!!

Incredible India! The first thing that struck my thoughts when I got to read the reports of stray dog on the F1 track today.

It didn't surprise me much, you know why? Teekhi Mirchi has already advised all the F1 drivers to fit 'horns' in their cars. Chalo, they have got a glimpse of what can be possible on the race day. Now they can prepare themselves.

Renault driver Bruno Senna - who himself sound like another one - bemused by the incident. It happens only in India dear.

"When I arrived at the track I saw that exact dog walking around the entrance of the paddock," said Senna

"It shows that no one really paid attention to it and the fact that it got into the track is difficult to believe.

"In the drivers' briefing I will be sure to raise the point," an auto website dedicated to races quoted him as saying.

Senna, don't you worry, yeh to hota hai, abhi to bahut kuch dekhna baaki hai. We wish you all Luck!!

F1 - In A Desi Style

F1 fever is spreading on a faster rate than any other disease, we take a look at making it more enjoyable and understandable to common people. Why not add some "Masala" to give it a desi touch. ;)

Here are some of the options which can be tried to make it look more Indian. First, add horns to the racing cars as that is a necessary tool to warn the people who might me found crossing the track or to warn the stray dogs or cows roaming on the track. :P

Second, allow all types of shortcuts to complete the race even if that means breaking or making a new road or driving on the footpath. After all winning is all what matters and we Indians are experts in "Jugaads". ;)

Third, as everyone know you can be stopped anywhere on the road for as much time as they want if there is any politician's car and his security is passing and by the way UP govt. and Jaypee has organised it there will be lots of them. So inform the racers in advane of these unwanted delays. :P

Fourth and the last from my side would be, Wrong or false starts should also be allowed. No one in India stops at a signal if there is no traffic policeman so why should racers stop if thers is no one watching. :p

These were suggestions given by Teekhi Mirchi to make it Desi. Do tell us urs................