Himesh Reshammiya: Ye Peechha Nahi Chhodega ;) ;)

Hehehehe......I guess this himesh ghost has taken a u-turn and it won't leave us guys so soon. You people must be wondering now what has he done so, wait guys he has not done anything yet but he is planning to do something. And what else a "Salmaan bhakt" himesh can think of doing except walking on his guru's footsteps. ;)

This wannabe actor is going to workout for making six pack Abs. :p :p :p Now a days six pack Abs seems like a "churan ki goli" which every aira gaira nathu khaira can take. :p :p :p

Now that Teekhi mirchi has told you this, i hope you wont get amazed seeing Himesh tearing his shirt apart like hulk ;) in any upcoming movie. ;) ;) ;)

Bhai Aala Re....!!

We have heard that Himesh Resham-Miya'n is 'praffullit' (happy) with his diwali release Damadamm. You know why? It has recovered its cost and hopefully in the days to come, it will turn into a profitable venture - kaun gaya dekhne? (Maaloom karo).

Overwhelmed by the response, Himesh has announced two more films -A* and Khiladi 786, but we are not going to talk about the films but the real happiness which Himesh has to share with none other than his Bodyguard aka Bhai aka Salman Khan - hum pe gussa nahi Bhai. Himesh is planning to throw a part to celebrate the mini-success of Damadamm but he is waiting for Bhai Salman's return from Ek Tha Tiger shoot from Dublin - is se pehle Black Buck maare the.

Salman would be thinking ki 'kisko moonh lagaa liya', in everything he is just taking Salman's name!!
Caution: Himesh sanbhal ke, Salman bhai ko jitna pyaar aata hai, us se zayada gussa hai - you have seen once.

Himesh Reshammiya: One More Torture :p :p

I didn't get it. What is wrong with this guy named Himesh Reshammiya, who keeps forcing himself on acting or rather tries to act in movies. One after another he failed and what is wrong with the people - can be counted on fingers - who spend money to see his movies.
There is a bad news for audiences like me. The ultimate singer Mr. Himesh is coming up with a new movie named A * in which * means a star. :P :p

Not to end here, the tragedy is bigger. The story is of a Indian musician, played by Himesh who gets mesmerized by a Rockstar, OK. The Rockstar get killed and supposedly the Rockstar is none other than Michael Jackson, as the movie will be released next year on 25th june which is the 3rd death anniversary of Michael Jackson.

Hmmmm........What can be a more tragic situation than this that Himesh is paying tribute to MJ that too by making a movie. I can only pray to God to give peace to MJ's soul. ;) ;)

RIP Michael Jackson

Himesh Reshammiya: No More Torture Please

A sad news for Antihimesh people like me. We will have to bear him one more time in a movie. Oh God please save us all. Himesh Reshammiya has joined hands with Akshay Kumar for producing a movie named Khiladi 786 - Made In Punjab.

He will be seen in a side role playing the character of a gujarati called "Mansukh" but unfortunately he doesn't give any sukh to our mann. :p The irony of the movie is not just this but the fact that even story and music will be by Himesh. ;) Read Satire in Akshay

Still there is some time and you can take a sigh of relief as the movie will release on next Diwali in 2012. Till then just keep praying that Himesh opt not to act in any further movies and keep himself to singing "Kabhi aar gaya, kabhi paar gaya". : "aur is baar nahi gaya, to hum sab marr gaye" p :p