Bigg Boss5: Munna And Dabangg With Desi Boyz ;) ;)

Make some noise for the Desi Boyz........ ;) ;) Yeah...I am so happy, finally got to see the Dabangg Salman on the show along with the cool "Desi Boyz" after a long time. And yeah there was also one old Baba aka Sanju Baba. ;) ;)

I guess BB is obsessed with these babaz, Now he sent Akshay and Johny BABA in the BB house to take a look and they surely did take quite a look.. ahhaaan...... ;) ;) John even told Salman that he liked Mehak the most among the BB house galz....... Poor Johny...it seems he is still not over the dusky beauty Bips so he is searching for the same one. :P :P

Ohhh...I forgot to mention the Afghani Beauty Vida got eliminated from the show, but who cares about that. ;) Atleast I am not at all bother about that. I know what you guys are waiting for in BB house. Ohh.....Paleezz....Now don't pretend that you don't understand what I am talkng about. ;) So let me tell you the porno Sunny leone will make an entry in the house on Monday the 21st. Be patient and keep in touch with the Teekhi Mirchi. ;) ;)

Malaika In a Strip Club ;) ;)

Hehehe......You must be wondering what is Khan's Bahu Malaika arora Khan doing in a strip club, So let me tell you there is nothing fishy about it. The "Badnaam munni" is just getting ready for the shooting of an item number in Sajid Khan's Housefull-2 which is set in a Desi strip Club in London.

The vivaciouss Munni is all set to turn into a sophisticated and sexy "anarkali". Yeah...you heard it right, this time munni will be seen as anarkali. The music director duo Sajid-Wajid and the singer Mamta Sharma are working very hard to takeover the Munni song. ;) ;)Even Malaika is ready for a makeover to be an anarkali. ahaan.. ;)

You will also get to see the Four generations dancing on the floor along with Malaika. The actors Rishi Kapoor, Mithun Chakraborty, akshay Kumar, John abraham, Ritesh Deshmukh and Boman Irani will be joining Malaika on the dance floor dancing on the steps of Choreographer Farah Khan. :) :)

Faulaad Ki Aulaad: Akshay Kumar in Rowdy Rathore

Yeh Kya? I always thought Akshay Kumar belongs to human community but the secret is revealed. He is not one of us, he is actually 'Faulaad Ki Aulaad'. :P

Ok, don't take it serious, just a little over-humor. You see for fun, you ain't mind looking into someone's skirt or pulling your friend's 'Chaddi'. On a serious note, Akshay is not my friend though I love calling him 'Colgate' ad.

The first look poster of ROWDY RATHORE is out and that has made me to scribble above lines. Produced by UTV Pictures and Sanjay Leela Bhansali - achcha to Bhansali ji, towel se baahar aa gaye aap? Ab don't take us into a black-night.

The poster belongs to 80s Amitabh Bachchan style of films. Yaad karo, Deewar poster was a lot too similar to this ROWDY RATHORE baba. Chalo, we will wait for your comment but yes do write to us about the post. 

Himesh Reshammiya: No More Torture Please

A sad news for Antihimesh people like me. We will have to bear him one more time in a movie. Oh God please save us all. Himesh Reshammiya has joined hands with Akshay Kumar for producing a movie named Khiladi 786 - Made In Punjab.

He will be seen in a side role playing the character of a gujarati called "Mansukh" but unfortunately he doesn't give any sukh to our mann. :p The irony of the movie is not just this but the fact that even story and music will be by Himesh. ;) Read Satire in Akshay

Still there is some time and you can take a sigh of relief as the movie will release on next Diwali in 2012. Till then just keep praying that Himesh opt not to act in any further movies and keep himself to singing "Kabhi aar gaya, kabhi paar gaya". : "aur is baar nahi gaya, to hum sab marr gaye" p :p