Bigg Boss5: Dumb A** got some Brain

We kept on thinking whether she has got brain or not? Ya I am talking about Pooja Mishra aka Psycho. The dumb a** of Bigg Boss house has finally got some brain. She has now understood that SKY devta was just playing with her and took her as pawn or puppet – oh gosh – finally she got it. But, what’s the use of it when she is still a psycho – I think, once she is out of the house, she will start looking for me – Teekhi Mirchi! :P

Spare me and talk to my hand..hehehhe…and today as the a** got brains, so it was like – talk to my a**. :P :P… Vida, Shonali, Shraddha and Pooja Mishra all girls are nominated for this week’s elimination, it will be interesting to watch who leaves farting from the house.

Bigg Boss5: Agni-Pariksha with Swami Agnivesh

Either call it agni-pariksha of Swami Agnivesh or the female inmates of the Bigg Boss house, either way, it will be going to be a tough call for Mr. Social activist, whose claim to fame has been the remarks made on Anna Hazare team.

Although Swami Agnivesh has some other controversies on his name but the recent one was good to share. Let's not dig the grave, rather silently or mockingly watch Bigg Boss, who has a habit of gradually looting the robs of many white-clad men and women.

Agnivesh has said that he will educate the women inmates about their social responsibility and create awareness about the girl children who are killed in the womb.

Papa Ji, government of India has had so many plans to fight the menace of foetus killing, what new is there on your cards!!??

Baawali gets evicted from BB5

I so miss Sallu baba aka Salman Khan in the show… No offence ‘Munna Bhai’ aka Sanjay Dutt or Sanju Baba. But, what shall I say, you have grown old ‘Munna’, Munna naam se chote nahi lagne lagenge aap, you can’t pull off the show all alone on your shoulders.

Teekhi Mirchi will protest to Bigg Boss – Bigg Boss Munna ko le jao, Sallu ko bulao, we want Salman, we want Salman, tum log bhi bolo… but please Salman don’t bring Reshamiya for Being Human!

Oh! I didn’t tell you, our Baba, tantrik baba aka Mandeep Bevali is out of BB5. Bechari ne badi strategy banayi thi that she will play underdog and keep safe but her cover got blown up and she found herself in tatters in the fifth week aur she got eliminated.

I think, she won’t get our sympathy, I wonder, is there a fan of Baba Baawali?? 

Bigg Boss5: Aliens Turning into Humans

We believe in miracles, it did happen in Bigg Boss5 house. Hopefully, you all have witnessed the miracle today in the bb house. ;-)

Sky Makkhi udaa raha hai ya Plan bataa raha hai??;)

Yeah, the miracle of an alien turning into human!! :p

Akashdeep aka sky - itna lamba bhi nahi hai ab, who was behaving like an alien earlier in the house turned into a human...how can i say that? you questioning teekhi Mirchi??

Tripathi Ji, Taange dhaank lo! :P

Didn't you see the planning and plotting done by sky today? an alien can't do that? only a human like you and me are well versed into that. And how can i forget to mention the other alien in the house - Mandy Baba, I got to know today that she too can speak!! What a "taandav" she created in the confession room.. hilarious, isn't she? ;) ;)

What is happening with the Psyco barbie girl aka Pooja Missra? Girls the way her dresses are getting shorter day by day, I am afraid BB won't need Poonam Pandey in the grand finale - why to waste money!! :P

Bigg Boss5: Nandu Couldn't Be Sabka Bandu :p :p :p

Nandu aka Shakti Kapoor couldn't be sabka bandu(friend) fortunately ;) and was evicted today from BB house. Poor Shakti got the taste of his own cake in the house. Bechara Nandu became an Abla naari in front of such Atyachaari. ;) ;)

Bandhu - Chhod gaye Nandu!

Ohh..I forgot to mention the most happening part of today... Oh pahleezzz...I am not talking about Shakti's elimination, I am talking about the Rockstar Ranbir's cameo in BB. Trying to make two opposite poles meet....Ahaan..Beware Ranbir these are bombs, might blast in your hands. ;p ;p

And you people must be wondering I haven't mentionned about one name in the house yet, so let me tell you I was waiting for the right time and what could be a better day than today.... Yes... You gussed it right, I am talking about the Mandy Baba(Mandeep)..Doesn't she remind you of some "Tantrik Baba" in that long night gown which she wears in day time also. ;) ;) OMG....and what a dance she did today :p :p even Ranbir must have felt ashamed in front of her......... ;) ;)

Hayyo Rabba....Main to lut hi gai..... :p :p

Bigg Boss5: Ranbir Aala Re

Oh the cute Kapoor, Ranbir Kapoor is making his way into the Bigg Boss5 house this Saturday as a special guest. Achcha don't think that he will be there for long, just a temporary stay, because he is coming to the 'Machli Bazaar' to promote his film, naa ki bechne.

Ranbir is wishing conversation with the 'Ladies' of the house. Ranbir! they are not ladies ok - Diwali ka sabse khatarnaak bomb hai woh. Haath lagaana but Moonh mat lagaana.

Ek advice for you Ranbir, just keep it simple. Go into the Bigg Boss house and just make friends with Shakti Kapoor. You know why? ;-) READ TEEKHI MIRCHI ki RAPAT...